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Heading Subheading --- --- H1: Game of Groans: A Hilarious Parody of A Game of Thrones - H2: What is Game of Groans? - H2: Who is George R. R. Washington? - H2: What is the plot of Game of Groans? H3: The Barkers of Summerseve H3: The Lannistons of Casterly Rock H3: The Storks of Winterville H3: The Dragon Lady H3: The Others H2: How to download Game of Groans epub file? - H2: Why should you read Game of Groans? - H2: Conclusion - H2: FAQs - And here is the article based on the outline: Game of Groans: A Hilarious Parody of A Game of Thrones If you are a fan of the epic fantasy saga A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin, or the TV adaptation Game of Thrones, you might enjoy a good laugh at the expense of your favorite characters and plot twists. That's where Game of Groans comes in. Game of Groans is a parody novel by George R. R. Washington (a pseudonym for Alan Goldsher), that mocks the original series with humor, satire, and absurdity. What is Game of Groans? Game of Groans is a parody novel that was published in 2012 by St. Martin's Griffin/Thomas Dunne Books. It is subtitled "A Sonnet of Slush and Soot", and it follows the style and structure of A Game of Thrones, the first book in A Song of Ice and Fire. However, instead of being a serious and complex story of political intrigue, war, magic, and dragons, it is a silly and nonsensical spoof that makes fun of everything from the names and personalities of the characters, to the events and locations in the story. Who is George R. R. Washington? George R. R. Washington is a pen name for Alan Goldsher, an American author, musician, and journalist. He has written several books, including Paul Is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion, My Favorite Fangs: The Story of the Von Trapp Family Vampires, and Jam. He has also collaborated with horror director Tobe Hooper on Midnight Movie. He lives in Chicago with his wife and son. What is the plot of Game of Groans? Game of Groans follows the same plot as A Game of Thrones, but with some major changes and twists. Here are some of the main characters and their stories: *The Barkers of Summerseve* The Barkers are a noble family that rules over Summerseve, a land where it is always summer. Lord Barker is a loyal friend to King Robert Barrentheon, who asks him to become his Hand (chief advisor) after the previous one dies mysteriously. Lord Barker agrees, but he soon discovers that there is a conspiracy to kill the king and his family by his wife's clan, the Lannistons. Meanwhile, his wife Lady Gateway Barker becomes addicted to Godsweede, a magical plant that gives her visions and makes her paranoid. His son Allbran falls from a tower after witnessing an incestuous affair between two Lannistons, but survives with the help of a three-eyed raven that teaches him how to fly. His daughter Sansabel falls in love with Prince Jiffy Lanniston, who turns out to be a psychopath who tortures animals and people for fun. His other daughter Aryola disguises herself as a boy and joins a band of outlaws called the Night's Wash. His bastard son Jon Snowcone joins the Wallmart Watch, a group of men who guard a giant wall made of ice cream that separates Summerseve from Winterville. *The Lannistons of Casterly Rock* The Lannistons are a rich and powerful family that controls Casterly Rock, a land where it is always sunny. They are also secretly plotting to overthrow King Robert Barrentheon and take over the throne. Queen Cersei Lanniston is having an incestuous relationship with her twin brother Jaime Lanniston, who is also a member of the King's Guard. Their son Jiffy Lanniston is the heir to the throne, but he is actually a product of their incest. He is also a cruel and spoiled brat who hates everyone except his mother. Their other son Tommy Lanniston is a kind and gentle boy who loves books and animals, but he is ignored by his parents. Their daughter Myrtle Lanniston is a beautiful and smart girl who is betrothed to a foreign prince, but she secretly loves her cousin Lancelot Lanniston, who is also her lover. Their father Tywin Lanniston is the head of the family and the richest man in the land. He is ruthless and ambitious, and he will stop at nothing to secure his family's legacy. *The Storks of Winterville* The Storks are a noble family that rules over Winterville, a land where it is always winter. They are also the descendants of the First Men, the original inhabitants of the land before the arrival of the Andals, who brought the Seven Gods with them. The Storks worship the Old Gods, who are represented by trees with faces carved on them. Lord Eatin Stork is the head of the family and the King in the North. He is a brave and honorable man who leads his people in a rebellion against King Robert Barrentheon after he learns that his father and brother were executed by the Lannistons. His wife Lady Catelyn Stork is a loyal and loving wife who supports her husband's cause, but she also worries about her children's safety. His son Robb Stork is a young and charismatic leader who wins many battles against the Lannistons, but he makes a fatal mistake when he breaks his marriage vow to a Frey girl and marries another woman instead. His daughter Rickon Stork is a wild and adventurous girl who runs away from home with her direwolf Shaggydog and joins a group of cannibals called the Skaggs. His other daughter Osha Stork is a fierce and independent warrior who fights alongside her brother Robb, but she also falls in love with a Lanniston prisoner named Jaime. His youngest son Bran Stork is a crippled boy who has prophetic dreams and can warg into animals. He travels north with his friends Hodor, Meera, and Jojen to find the three-eyed raven and learn the secrets of his destiny. *The Dragon Lady* The Dragon Lady (whose real name is Daenerys Targaryen) is the last surviving member of the Targaryen dynasty, which ruled over the land for centuries before being overthrown by Robert Barrentheon and his allies. She lives in exile across the Narrow Sea with her brother Viserys Targaryen, who is obsessed with reclaiming his lost throne. He sells her to Khal Drogo, a warlord of the Dothraki, a nomadic horse-people who live in the grasslands. She becomes his wife and learns to love him, but he dies after being wounded in battle. She then discovers that she is pregnant with his child, who is prophesied to be the Stallion Who Mounts The World, a leader who will unite all the Dothraki under his rule. She also receives three dragon eggs as a wedding gift, which she hatches by walking into Drogo's funeral pyre. She emerges unburnt with three baby dragons on her shoulders, earning her the title of Mother of Dragons. She then sets out to liberate the slaves of various cities in Essos, such as Astapor, Yunkai, and Meereen, while gathering followers and allies for her quest to reclaim her throne. *The Others* The Others are mysterious creatures that live beyond the Wallmart Watch's wall of ice cream. They are also known as White Walkers or Ice Zombies, because they can raise the dead as their servants. They are ancient enemies of mankind, and they have not been seen for thousands of years. However, they have returned to threaten Summerseve and Winterville with an endless winter and an army of darkness. They are opposed by the Wallmart Watch, as well as by Mance Rayder, a former member of the Watch who became the King Beyond The Wall and united all the wildlings (free folk) under his banner. How to download Game of Groans epub file? If you want to read Game of Groans on your e-reader or device, you will need to download an epub file of it. An epub file is a digital format that allows you to read books on various platforms and devices. Here are some steps to download Game of Groans epub file: 1) Go to an online bookstore or library that sells or offers Game of Groans epub file, such as,, or A Wiki of Ice and Fire. 2) To install Adobe Digital Editions on your computer, click the Download link for your operating system, and then follow the on-screen instructions. You will also need to create a free Adobe ID account if you don't have one already. This will allow you to authorize your computer and devices to read DRM-protected EPUB files. 3) Open Adobe Digital Editions. If it doesn't open automatically, click the Adobe Digital Editions icon on your desktop (Windows) or in the Applications folder (Mac). 4) Click File > Add to Library. This opens a file browser window where you can select the EPUB file you want to open. 5) Select your EPUB file and click Open. This adds the file to your Adobe Digital Editions library. You can also drag and drop the EPUB file into the library window. 6) Double-click the EPUB file to open it. This opens the book in a new window where you can read it. You can use the arrow keys or the mouse to turn pages, and you can adjust the font size, brightness, and layout from the menu bar. Why should you read Game of Groans? Game of Groans is a book for fans of A Game of Thrones who want to have some fun and laugh at their favorite characters and scenes. It is also a book for people who are not fans of A Game of Thrones but want to know what all the fuss is about without reading thousands of pages of serious fantasy. Game of Groans is a book that spoofs the original series with witty jokes, clever puns, absurd situations, and hilarious references to pop culture and other works of fiction. It is a book that will make you groan with delight and amusement. Conclusion Game of Groans is a parody novel by George R. R. Washington that mocks A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin. It is a funny and entertaining book that follows the same plot as the original series but with some major changes and twists. You can download Game of Groans epub file from various online sources and read it on your computer or device using free software like Calibre or Adobe Digital Editions. If you are looking for a light-hearted and humorous take on A Game of Thrones, you should give Game of Groans a try. FAQs Q: Is Game of Groans an official sequel or prequel to A Game of Thrones? A: No, Game of Groans is not an official part of A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin. It is a parody novel that makes fun of A Game of Thrones and its characters. Q: Is Game of Groans suitable for children? A: No, Game of Groans is not suitable for children. It contains adult language, violence, sex, and drug use that may be inappropriate for young readers. Q: How many books are there in Game of Groans series? A: There is only one book in Game of Groans series so far. It is called Game of Groans: A Sonnet of Slush and Soot. Q: How can I read Game of Groans on my Kindle? A: You can read Game of Groans on your Kindle by converting it to MOBI format using Calibre software. You can then transfer it to your Kindle using a USB cable or email. Q: Where can I buy Game of Groans paperback or hardcover edition? A: You can buy Game of Groans paperback or hardcover edition from online retailers like Amazon or Barnes & Noble.

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